Wotch us play Wizard of Wor, where the worriers (uh, that’s pronounced like “warriors” not like “people who constantly worry”) fight blue panthers, red and yellow demons, and sometimes…each other.
Here’s what was *really* written in the spellbook.
The burliest of pirates appears in the crow’s nest! Yar!
The abominable snowman just can’t understand why birds normally found in the mountains are flying around in the mountains. At least Gwydion didn’t have a cream pie.
Part 1: Gwydion?!? You’re not King Graham!! What the hell?!?
I just noticed that Ken Williams is listed as the “Key Grip” in the credits. That’s pretty hilarious.
Part 2: But sometimes when you walk in…
Part 3: Boy, they just don’t make evil wizards like they used to.
Part 4 is a giant marathon Hogwarts final exam. Will Gwydion pass his O.W.L.’s? Or will he put dough in his eyes and get struck by lightning repeatedly?
Part 5 has us finally learning about our past and bidding Ffarewell to Llewdor. Also, some minor Patrick Stewart bashing. Sorry.
Part 6 is entirely pirate-ship-based. Also, two grown men start slowly losing their sanity at being stuck on a ship and resort to anime-bashing and Don Bluth-bashing. Cabin fever!
Part 7: Some beautiful alpine scenes, and the return of both our favorite square castle and unspellable gnome! Oh, also, we beat the game and meet the king, yadda yadda yadda.