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King’s Quest (2015) Chapter 1: A Knight to Remember
On our second anniversary, we go back to our roots yet again with the new King’s Quest! Can Graham make it through about 70% of the plot from The Princess Bride?
Part 1: Sir Graham braves action-packed raft rides and dodges dragon fire to find the magic mirror! Shoulda just brought a bucket of water to throw in the dragon’s face.
Part 2: Old King Graham starts his tale about the time an owl wasn’t there to stop him from falling off a cliff.
Part 3: On his quest to become a knight, Graham sets bees on the Royal Guards. Helpful? At least he befriends a Sicilian.
Part 4: Graham meets pretty much all the NPC’s in the game, including sassy Acorn, gruff Amaya, the cranky Hobblepots, the well-groomed mustache of the baker, the mysterious Achaka, and I guess that’s everybo — WHISPER IS ALSO IN THIS PART!!
Part 5: Graham continues his whirlwind tour of Daventry, at least until he gets…trolled.
Part 6: Darmok and Graham at Tanagra.
Part 7: Achaka, when the dragon fell. Also, Graham shoots goblins so hard it makes the computer crash!
Part 8: Whether you’re a fan of fantastical giant troll creatures or observing labor disputes, this part has it all!
Part 9: With the assistance of the now-inexplicably-helpful trolls, will Graham be able to defeat sassy Acorn in the Duel of Strength?
Part 10: In this par- WHISPER WILL DESCRIBE THIS VIDEO! WHISPER LETS HIS BIGGEST FAN WIN THE DUEL OF SPEED BECAUSE WHISPER ALWAYS THINKS OF HIS FANS BECAUSE HIS FANS ALWAYS THINK OF…WHISPER!
Part 11: This game gets its most Princess Bride-y as Graham competes in a duel of wits with Wallace Shawn. Ends on a…cliffhanger?