In another strange mash-up of games we played the same night, Donkey Kong kidnaps King Graham at the top of Hagatha’s Tower!
Based on a dumb joke we made about S’mores (you see, a S’more is a Graham-wich because the crackers are like the bread and the marshmallow and chocolate are etc. etc. whatever).
The giant squirrel looks on in bemusement as Hagatha’s tower runs by!
Hagatha stares at her past. But which version is the improvement?
The Hobblepots have finally completed their evolution into potato people! They’re at the beach!
This is, like, three gags colliding in one doodle (Hagatha kind of looks like the Troll Valanice running gag, but also looks a little like a pickle, kind of like the one from Space Quest 4 from Monolith Burger that says, “Bite me, I’m a pickle!” that became a running gag between The Sister and her then-boyfriend now-husband and may have somehow helped contribute to their decision to wed? I’m a bit fuzzy on that part). Anyway, if none of that matters to you, enjoy a nice non-sequitur!
Graham has a hard choice: does he pursue Troll Vee or Troll Neese?
Happy Valanice Day, everybody! May you find a beautiful troll of your own to love!
Part 1: Graham breaks the laws of time and space in order to save Cedric the owl. The world doesn’t make sense anymore…
Part 2: In this Director’s Cut of King’s Quest II, Graham searches for his Girl in the Tower and immediately strikes out.
Part 3: Graham helps clean the house of two somewhat disinterested girls and then plays some card game with them while trying to avoid their ugly roommate. Geez, it’s like being in college again…
Part 4: The blacksmith tells Graham to lower his standards if he hopes to find true love. Meanwhile, we learn several green people’s backstories, and a pretty princess ball happens, which is clearly the night we want to live over and over again.
Part 5: A couple of old people uncomfortably judge the worthiness of the girl that Graham is on a date with, even though said girl doesn’t really like him. I’m beginning to think this game truly is based on my life. Well, aside from the magic towers and evil goblin masterminds.
Part 6: After spending several minutes trying to impress the wrong girl with a puzzle box, Graham finally goes out with the girl who likes him, who immediately falls off a cliff. Twice.
Part 7: Graham finally finds love and also tries to give Hagatha some self-esteem, but he can’t — WHISPER MUST INTERRUPT TO SAY HOW GREAT IT IS THAT WHISPER IS THE BEST PART OF THIS ADVENTURE!
Part 8: In the finale, Frozen meets Tangled! Also Graham spends time with his true love: pancakes!
The Player and the Doodler 