One of the blue ladies. She’s blue, da boo dee da boo die!
A cross between the Hungry Hungry Caterpillar from the classic kids’ book, and the terrifying snake monster art in Hiveswap. Hungy!
Hiveswap is just full of nostalgia. Care Bear Rainbow Brite Popples!
Xefros’s lusus. We named him Eric!
Xefros’s house looks like Maniac Mansion. Here’s the refrigerator as Purple Tentacle!
Strange creatures from random Player and Doodler projects hangin’ out! (The drunk griffin from Quest for Glory II, the Sphinx from King’s Quest 2015 Chapter 4, and the deercat, aka Dammek’s lusus from Hiveswap.)
Joey Claire!
The walkie-talkie sure had a lot to say…and kinda looks like the Master Control Program from Tron…
This perfectly generic object opened a door. And killed Red Skull!
Heeeere’s Dammek! Kind of! His sign is the Golden Snitch!
Part 1: Teen Joey Claire gets attacked by…things! Will she be safe in her super-90’s bedroom?
Part 2: Joey makes it to the hallway! And becomes an old prospector for some reason! Plus more nostalgia!
Part 3: Joey’s creepy house of hot blue woman lamps and pirate taxidermy (two concepts that are hopefully not related to each other) gets taken over by a tuba player! Weirdness!
Part 4: Time for some pun-offs with a couple o’ slime monsters or whatever! Will Jude lose his marbles?
Part 5: PIGEON DISAPPOINTMENT!
Part 6: Joey creeps through her attic filled with daddy issues to find a mysterious portal! Will it warp her to a time and place beyond all imagination? Or will it simply contain a pie?
Part 7: Joey explores an upside-down world and plays Nibbles! Meanwhile, troll Xerox apologizes a million times, and the Doodler sings the beep-line!
Part 8: Xefros is that rare specimen who reeeeaaaaally wants to be a butler! What a unique, fun twist on a teenager! Wait, no, he wants to play sportsball and be in a band. Nevermind. At least he lives in Maniac Mansion.
Part 9: You can tell it’s sci-fi because everything has stupid names, and also because there’s a nightmarish dystopia that will probably be overthrown by plucky teenagers. Teenagers who are remarkably good at texting despite being crushed under rubble.
Part 10: Joey solves some perfectly generic puzzles and gives up the most 90’s-preteen-girl password ever. Watch out for Thanos, Joey!
Part 11 features strongly the two pillars of Hiveswap so far: long chat logs and gross residential housing! Also a deercat is befriended. A deercat belonging to a COMMUNIST FOOL!
Part 12: A kid buried under rubble for over an hour is perfectly OK in the end after his self-esteem gets a boost. Also, the perfect selfie is taken as this episode draws to a close.
Part 13: Some post-game analysis from the Player and the Doodler. Whimsical nihilism! And texting!
The Player and the Doodler 