Category Archives: Sierra Games

The Colonel’s Bequest


The Sister joins us for Sierra’s murder mystery classic! An old rich guy tells all his heirs that they will split his inheritance with all remaining *living* heirs. Not surprisingly, they started getting killed off almost immediately.

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Part 1: A 20’s college student gets invited to the family reunion of her college roomie at a creepy plantation…with sexy results! Kinda!

Part 2: Laura is the worst houseguest ever and spies on everyone, like the “dapper-looking” Clarence, the dinosaur Gertie, and Colonel Sanders’ doppleganger.

Part 3 has the greatest mystery of the entire game: who is Sarah Crouton? Is she still alive? Where is she now? Is she the Colonel’s wife?!? Also, someone dies or whatever.

Part 4: Dr. Wilbur kicks the bucket. Was someone after his secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices?!?

Part 5: More deaths! And more people slapping Rudy around!

Part 6: Now that several people have died, I guess it’s time to get ready for a…hot date with Grand Moff Tarkin’s doppleganger?

Part 7: Even more deaths, in increasingly improbable body positions! Also, even more shockingly, we find a new screen!

Part 8: Laura Bow actually acts like an adventure game protagonist for five minutes and discovers a treasure left behind by Sir Graham from King’s Quest I.

Part 9: We find out the true killer was…a game-breaking bug that forced us to wander aimlessly for half an hour and then replay half the game! SIIEEEEEERRRAAAAA!!!! (Fortunately for you, we cut most of that out in editing.) Also, all of the Colonel’s heirs are dead or in jail, so I guess the horse, dog, and cook get everything?

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Hoyle Book of Games Vol. 3


To decide the winners of our Summer 2017 BINGO contest, our finalists pick Sierra avatars in a deathmatch of Yacht! Also known as a normal game of Yahtzee.


Part 1: The AI-controlled avatars of our three winners (sirwats, fasteagle, and eternalkyr) are pitted against each other in a gentleman’s Battle Royale game of public-domain-Yahtzee! Oh, and the Player also plays too, whatever.

Part 2: The Player gets completely owned at several parlor games vs. fictional Sierra characters.

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And, because you were kind enough to visit our website instead of just watching everything on Youtube, here’s an easter egg: our unedited stream of Terraria we did later that night!

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Part 2:

King’s Quest (2015) Chapter 4 Doodles


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King’s Quest (2015) Chapter 4: Snow Place Like Home


The noble King Graham becomes a grade-A douchebag to his son and nearly gets everyone killed! What a hero!

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Part 1: Comforting babies…truly a QUEST OF KINGS!

Part 2: Child kidnapping, popcorn-flavored jelly beans, murder, and staring contests! All here in the Kelvin timeline of King’s Quest!

Part 3: After an interminable car trip, our intrepid family arrives at a tropical vacation spot, which has mysteriously frozen over. But WHO CARES? PUZZLES!!!!!!!1!!11!1!!!11!!

Part 4: King Graham squashes all of his son’s interests and uses him for manual labor, thereby winning the Trophy for *Totally* Understanding Teenage Millennials.

Part 5: Alexander finally gets as fed up with Graham as we are and snaps! Figuratively and literally!

Part 6: We reach the end of the Fortress of Solitude, only to find an old “friend.” You mean this sinister frozen wasteland of evil was actually a trap?!?!?!?!?

Part 7: In this climax, Graham’s family is in mortal danger! BUT WHO THREW OUT HIS FAVORITE MUG?!?!?!?!? Can you tell this game makes me angry?

Part 8: The game is basically over, so have about ten more puzzles for no reason! The answer is LOVE! It’s ALWAYS the answer!

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