Samus’s first 3D adventure, complete with HD texture pack! Get your fill of lazy space pirates, Beagle Boys, and jilted lover dragons!
Part 1: Ridley breaks up with Samus and trashes a space station, and she pursues trying to get her CD’s back!
Part 2: Some snippets from the Metroid Musical, featuring FlaAaaAaAghraaaaaaaa! Also, I can’t get married to a bug from Metroid ’cause I’m married to the letter C.
Part 3: We, the Chozo, wanted to get back to nature, so we built a temple and filled it with bees! In retrospect this was a terrible idea.
Part 4: Pirates in the tooowwweeerrr, I’m reachin’ out! My heart cries out for yooouuuuuuu!
Part 5: You fail to realize the Gravity of this sequence break.
Part 6: Can we construct some sort of rudimentary lathe?
Part 7: Ted, the smartest Space Pirate, knows how to keep his job.
Part 8: The Doodler slowly drowns in his home at the bottom of the Great Salt Lake.
Part 9: DANGER MUSIC! Space Pirate office politics! And the Omega Massage Therapist!
Part 10: Phazon: the Freshmaker! If Phazon Madness lasts for more than five hours, consult your local Mother Brain.
Part 11: The Player earns his GameFAQs merit badge. And will the Doodler ever *not* hate someone from any of these games?
Part 12: Ridley writes a heroic couplet for Sir Wats’ birthday! Also we beat the game or whatever. Has anybody made our TVTropes page yet?
Week 61: Will Stallone’s favor be won by the schoolmarm or Hitler?
Week 62: THERE IS NO DOODLER, ONLY THULE! And some Zunes change hands!
Week 63: The king commits terrible acts of vandalism! Meanwhile, the Doodler and the Krazy Kat freeze and roast, respectively.
Week 64: It’s a dichotomy of dissonance as the continent of Flinders opens! Will the Doodler ever get a weapon? Will the Mystic ever get out of the pyramid? Will the Krazy Kat ever find a salamander? And will the Player not immediately die on the way to Australia?
Week 65, starring the Krazy Kat, in The Search for a New Catchphrase! And the Player backs out in the outback to fight Elton John!
Week 66: THE DOODLER BUYS SOMETHING!!!! THREE CHEERS!!!!!
Week 67: Revenge of the Square Castle! And the Krazy Kat clambers out of a volcano!
Week 68: Why are the Australians German?!? And, yes, more dark revenge whispers…
Week 69: Crikey! The Australian boss monster goes on a walkabout! And the Krazy Kat fulfills her life dreams.
Week 70: We’re trying to get rid of the boss monster who immigrated to North America. Topical? Also the Player’s luck is what it is.