Samus’s first 3D adventure, complete with HD texture pack! Get your fill of lazy space pirates, Beagle Boys, and jilted lover dragons!
Part 1: Ridley breaks up with Samus and trashes a space station, and she pursues trying to get her CD’s back!
Part 2: Some snippets from the Metroid Musical, featuring FlaAaaAaAghraaaaaaaa! Also, I can’t get married to a bug from Metroid ’cause I’m married to the letter C.
Part 3: We, the Chozo, wanted to get back to nature, so we built a temple and filled it with bees! In retrospect this was a terrible idea.
Part 4: Pirates in the tooowwweeerrr, I’m reachin’ out! My heart cries out for yooouuuuuuu!
Part 5: You fail to realize the Gravity of this sequence break.
Part 6: Can we construct some sort of rudimentary lathe?
Part 7: Ted, the smartest Space Pirate, knows how to keep his job.
Part 8: The Doodler slowly drowns in his home at the bottom of the Great Salt Lake.
Part 9: DANGER MUSIC! Space Pirate office politics! And the Omega Massage Therapist!
Part 10: Phazon: the Freshmaker! If Phazon Madness lasts for more than five hours, consult your local Mother Brain.
Part 11: The Player earns his GameFAQs merit badge. And will the Doodler ever *not* hate someone from any of these games?
Part 12: Ridley writes a heroic couplet for Sir Wats’ birthday! Also we beat the game or whatever. Has anybody made our TVTropes page yet?
Too many ghosts slow down tiiiiiiiimmmmme!
NCAA Football 2005. We take to the gridiron in this “college” football match: the Starfleet Officers vs. the 1938 Tennessee Volunteers!
Part 1: Which team will win: the superpowered team with androids and aliens from the 24th century, or the 1930’s-era hobos?
Part 2: The result of playing football too close to a temporal anomaly! This game’s the bee in your butter! Ha chachachachachaaa!
Part 1: We begin our Beat-em-up Blitz (featuring guest star 11-year-old The Beevi) with a round of Super Smash Bros. Melee. Who will win: the rat PLAY, the armored spacewoman DOOD, the little elf kid BEEV, or the giant blue ape CPU?
Part 2: We close out the Beevi Beat-em-up Blitz with a couple more rounds of Super Smash Bros. Melee. Nobody wavedashes.