Part 1: Old grandma Samus tells her granddaughter about what really happened on her first mission…wait, I may be mixing this up with King’s Quest again.
Part 2: Come on down to Kraid’s Zip-Lining Experience! Just off the Brinstar Beltway. Come for the shinesparking, stay for the early Super Missiles! Don’t forget to sign up to be a member of the Crateria Kraid-ers!
Part 3: In Ridley’s lair, everything is candy or bugs. Also, flawless execution of obtaining the hardest missile pack in the game! Followed by several failures to obtain the next one.
Part 4: Ridley tries to sell us some Mary Kay and Bajoran Orb Cannons! Also there are, like, Metroids and Mother Brain or whatever.
Part 5: Metal Gear Samus! Featuring the Choz-Mool statue from Chicken-Itza!
Part 6: Samus goes back to the Devonian period and to Narnia to get 100% items!
Part 7: In the finale, Samus ruins Spring Break for all Space Pirates!
The Player and the Doodler 