The noble King Graham becomes a grade-A douchebag to his son and nearly gets everyone killed! What a hero!
Part 1: Comforting babies…truly a QUEST OF KINGS!
Part 2: Child kidnapping, popcorn-flavored jelly beans, murder, and staring contests! All here in the Kelvin timeline of King’s Quest!
Part 3: After an interminable car trip, our intrepid family arrives at a tropical vacation spot, which has mysteriously frozen over. But WHO CARES? PUZZLES!!!!!!!1!!11!1!!!11!!
Part 4: King Graham squashes all of his son’s interests and uses him for manual labor, thereby winning the Trophy for *Totally* Understanding Teenage Millennials.
Part 5: Alexander finally gets as fed up with Graham as we are and snaps! Figuratively and literally!
Part 6: We reach the end of the Fortress of Solitude, only to find an old “friend.” You mean this sinister frozen wasteland of evil was actually a trap?!?!?!?!?
Part 7: In this climax, Graham’s family is in mortal danger! BUT WHO THREW OUT HIS FAVORITE MUG?!?!?!?!? Can you tell this game makes me angry?
Part 8: The game is basically over, so have about ten more puzzles for no reason! The answer is LOVE! It’s ALWAYS the answer!
This was recorded on the day Adam West died, so we put together this tribute, featuring a version of Batman that had nothing to do with Adam West.
Too many ghosts slow down tiiiiiiiimmmmme!
NCAA Football 2005. We take to the gridiron in this “college” football match: the Starfleet Officers vs. the 1938 Tennessee Volunteers!
Part 1: Which team will win: the superpowered team with androids and aliens from the 24th century, or the 1930’s-era hobos?
Part 2: The result of playing football too close to a temporal anomaly! This game’s the bee in your butter! Ha chachachachachaaa!