Monthly Archives: April 2016

NBA Jam for the SNES


Have you ever seen a thirtysomething guy who loves basketball, another thirtysomething guy who doesn’t really care about basketball, and a twelve-year-old girl who barely knows anything about basketball all play a Super Nintendo basketball game together?

Part 1: Utah vs. Atlanta, featuring special guest star Time-Traveling 12-year-old Lucca. Will John Stockton out-dunk Dominique Wilkins?

Part 2: Cleveland vs. New York. Witness the raw power and awesomeness of some guy missing a bunch of layups!

Mario Party 2: Pirate Land


See the doodles!

Arr! We be pirates with The Puppeteer and the Red Flapper once again in Pirate Land in Mario Party 2!

Note: For some reason none of the game audio was recorded. Therefore, I put some background music in the video, mostly either from official Mario soundtracks or remixes from

Playlist (video 6):

Part 1: We be pirates, suckers!

Part 2: A dinosaur attempts psychological manipulation, and a puppet who’s not a frog appears! (Also the frog puppet appears.)

Part 3: The Princess and the Fat Buttface: The Musical! Featuring the hit songs “Baby Monkey is Running Away from Bees” and “The Bank Has a Golden Butt.” Look, things happen in this game.

Part 4: The game is a lot closer than last time, but, in the end, who has rolled out enough barrels to defeat Cap’n Bowser?

Doodle Video:

King’s Quest VII Doodles


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King’s Quest VII: The Princeless Bride Page 1


King’s Quest VII: the game that results from the question, “What if Sierra got a glimpse into the future, saw all of our King’s Quest doodles, and decided to make a game from it? Also, terrible animation and voice acting?” Once again featuring The Sister.

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Part 1: We Really Wanted To Be A Don Bluth Film.

Part 2: Is the Native American pool statue a man or a woman? YOU make the call! Also, Rosella turns into Gadget from Chip ‘n Dale Rescue Rangers.

Part 3: Troll Fetch Quest! That’s a nice golbol.

Part 4: Do we murder a troll or murder ALL the trolls? Also, Rosella turns back into a human after briefly becoming a Looney Tunes character.

Part 5: Rosella evades a villain with the most confusing motives ever. Meanwhile, Valanice resolves the Chapter 1 cliffhanger in, like, five seconds.

Part 6: Masquerade! Hideous faces on parade! Masquerade! Hide your face so the poodle will not find you!

Part 7: Valanice is still putzing around in the off-brand Alice in Wonderland town, but at least the rock man eventually sneezes her back into the desert.

Part 8: In our continuing theme of ripping off Disney movies, Rosella travels to Halloweentown. Also, you have to talk to the gravedigger several times to get the plot to move! GAAAAAAAAAAAMME!

Part 9: It wouldn’t be a King’s Quest game without being at the mercy of the Random Number Gods. “But SOMETIMES when you blow a horn…”

Part 10: We find the ancient artifact that will destroy Ursula, er, Malicia, but it’s missing its mini-USB charging cord. Then Rosella explores the part of the game we previously saw as Valanice. Too bad Valanice is in prison.

Doodle Video:

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Peasant’s Quest (April Fool’s)


Posted on April 1st, we were trying to record during a severe ion storm, when suddenly this occurred. Short pants, beefy arms, airborne babies, and…something’s…different…


Play it yourself here!