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King’s Quest III Redux Doodles


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King’s Quest III Redux


The final “old-school” King’s Quest game, where a millennial slave turns an old man into a cat. Internet gold!

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Part 1: Death steals a baby, in an historical event you may remember as WORLD WAR ONE

Part 2: Our poor slave Gwydion gets hit on by all the people he meets in town, and then finds the Doodler’s journal.

Part 3: Gwydion’s spelling career begins, which eventually results in a backstory. And yes, it’s a red-letter day for all you square castle fans!

Part 4: Sometimes we walk in. Also, can Gwydion’s Buzzfeed quiz skills save the soul of Medusa?

Part 5: The storekeep gets increasingly creepier, and Gwydion keeps screwing up his Hogwarts exams.

Part 6: Gwydion drinks sand and salt water, then tries to sing. Instead of resulting in him vomiting, however, it results in a mid-90’s ballad that may or may not result in the audience vomiting. Finally, a millennial tries to sing and definitely results in everyone vomiting.

Part 7: The wizard is finally defeated! Also, Neil Diamond happens. Support our Patreon, whenever it finally gets off the ground!

Part 8: Can The Player complete his N.E.W.T.s without going insane? Will The Doodler accept Rogers & Hammerstein as a legitimate composer/lyricist duo? Will pirates solve either of these problems?

Part 9: We visit the remake-exclusive Island of Puzzles or whatever. Will Gwydion’s weight-loss methods let him pass through the Guardian of Forever? Will he ever become Dr. Brain’s assistant?

Part 10: We ditch the cleanest pirate ship around in order to hike through the Dalles and bamboozle a yeti. Also, a pirate feels a strange pulling sensation…

Part 11: Alexander saves the day as his breathmint rebuilds the kingdom! And THE FATHER turns out to be some dude in a cloak shaking his fist outside the castle. And with that, old school King’s Quest has concluded!

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King’s Quest III Doodles


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King’s Quest III: To Heir is Human


The Third of our Quest of Kings! Though there isn’t really a king in this game outside of a very brief cameo!

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Part 1: Gwydion?!? You’re not King Graham!! What the hell?!?

I just noticed that Ken Williams is listed as the “Key Grip” in the credits. That’s pretty hilarious.

Part 2: But sometimes when you walk in…

Part 3: Boy, they just don’t make evil wizards like they used to.

Part 4 is a giant marathon Hogwarts final exam. Will Gwydion pass his O.W.L.’s? Or will he put dough in his eyes and get struck by lightning repeatedly?

Part 5 has us finally learning about our past and bidding Ffarewell to Llewdor. Also, some minor Patrick Stewart bashing. Sorry.

Part 6 is entirely pirate-ship-based. Also, two grown men start slowly losing their sanity at being stuck on a ship and resort to anime-bashing and Don Bluth-bashing. Cabin fever!

Part 7: Some beautiful alpine scenes, and the return of both our favorite square castle and unspellable gnome! Oh, also, we beat the game and meet the king, yadda yadda yadda.

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