- What? The castle wasn’t square?!? What a gyp!
- The Merchant of Miracles together with his…goat unicorns…goaticorns?
- Why, if it isn’t Olfie the bridge troll, little bandicoot! Bring him as pie as large as your torso!
- Why, it’s all dem knights! None o’ them have faces!
- A collection of NPCs! Amaya the blacksmith, the Merchant of Miracles, and Wente Fey the baker, with his illustrious mustache!
- The dragon is distracted with meat! Get outta there while you can, Graham!
- Brave Graham got that dragon eye! And all it cost was a friend…
- The Parade of Hopeful Knights, with the Fast One, the Short One, and the Fat One. They have actual names; play the game!