Monthly Archives: October 2017

TMNT Tournament Fighters


TMNT Tournament Fighters for the SNES. Cyber samurai beat up girls in front of giant frogs and Oreo geishas. There might also be ninja turtles somewhere in this, I dunno.

TMNT Tournament Fighters for the NES. This game has got such a great story, guys. I can’t say enough great things about this game’s story.

TMNT Tournament Fighters for the Sega Genesis. We are forced to make turtles fight each other, over and over again, and every time we finish, another TMNT fighting game pops up. Also, this one features a character named Sisyphus. I’d point out the dramatic irony, but that’d be giving the TMNT Tournament Fighters series a little too much credit.



We played Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Tournament Fighters for what seemed like 27 times. I mean, EEEEEEIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHT times.


Super Smash Bros. Melee (Beevi Blitz)


Part 1: We begin our Beat-em-up Blitz (featuring guest star 11-year-old The Beevi) with a round of Super Smash Bros. Melee. Who will win: the rat PLAY, the armored spacewoman DOOD, the little elf kid BEEV, or the giant blue ape CPU?

Part 2: We close out the Beevi Beat-em-up Blitz with a couple more rounds of Super Smash Bros. Melee. Nobody wavedashes.

Doodle video: