Professor I.Q. for the Atari 800: the game that actually makes your I.Q. go down! Featuring The Sister, who needs a few honey ales to get through it.
Doodle:
This is probably the only piece of fanart on the Internet from Professor I.Q., an obscure educational 8-bit Atari game from about 35 years ago. Enjoy your book headache, Professor Snake!
Hey, it’s that game that’s like chess except you battle each other! You know, Archon!
Note: For some reason none of the game audio was recorded. Therefore, I put some background music in the video. I couldn’t find any remixes of Archon, though, so I made my own! Listen to it here!
The Player and the Doodler play Mario Bros.! No, not that one! This one has, like, five colors!
Video:
“Graphics? Good Controls? A Jedi craves not these things!”
Just in time for both Christmas and Episode VII! Allow us to take you back to what actual kids played when the original trilogy came out.
Video:
The last of the Gray Chang tetralogy, it’s Bumpomov’s Dogs for the Atari! Get boned!
Apologies for the sound quality; in the recording the game audio was far louder than the voiceover. This was the best I could do to compensate.
Video:
Months later, we redid it with better audio quality:
Doodles:
The Player and the Doodler 