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Mar4

Super Mario Bros. 3

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Of all the Super Mario Bros. games, this one is the third.* Koopalings and tanookis abound! Now with drinking game!

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Playlist:

Part 1, the level everyone knows. For some reason it’s in Japanese!

Part 2. The Italian duo enters Desert Land, where they encounter voluptuous Boos and slightly stoned Sphinx stories. Also the Doodler drinks our entire bottle of sparkling cider.

Part 3. After defeating the Koopaling with his own early 80’s conservative talk show, we enter World 3 (the water one). Will the Player ever get a Toad House? Or will we get arrested for Super Mario Fraud?

Part 4. Weirdo the Frog (aka the Doodler’s hand puppet) sucks the brain cells out of his head, leaving Luigi high and dry. Also, Wendy O. Koopa kills us, like, five or six times.

Part 5. Our heroes tackle Giant Land, with its takooni, er, tanooki suits and its Hot Foot action! Also, the drinking game has, like, four #12’s.

Part 6. We do the ground portion of Sky Land, including the Goomba’s Shoe level and that castle that nobody ever does.

Part 7. Some fun tips and tricks in the sky lead to the defeat of Roy Orbison.

Part 8, AKA The One That Contains More Than Half Of Mario’s Deaths For The Entire Project So Far.

Part 9. The king at the end of World 6 asks to borrow our clothes. But he does it in Japanese, so no dice!

Part 10. It’s hammer time in the pipe maze of World 7! Hort!

Part 11. Terrible controller issues lead to raging Hammer Suit problems! Bowser also finally kidnaps the princess, or so we assume (we still can’t read Japanese).

Part 12. The game ends with an obscene song about raccoons and a drink count over 200. I weep for the kidneys of anyone who played along.

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*note: Super Mario Bros. 3 is not actually the third Super Mario Bros. game.
Feb3

Quest for Glory III Doodles

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Feb3

Quest for Glory III: Wages of War

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Count Fivefingers finds liontaurs and earth aardvarks in faux-Africa. I told you not to turn around!

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Playlist:

Part 1: Rakeesh the liontaur goes home to faux-Egypt and Count Fivefingers follows along because…well, he doesn’t have much else to do.

Part 2: Our hero visits Tarna, home of hippies, thieves, and cat-snake-centaur-statue-woman-things.

Part 3: We visit the bazaar, which, despite being placed in fantasy Egypt, is full of 1970’s stereotypes. Also, excited talking dogs!

Part 4: We meet probably the best character in the entire series, who’s slightly wasted and won’t. Shut. Up!

Part 5: We finally get out of Tarna and its environs and visit a local tribal village. Turns out they’re avid Atari players.

Part 6: We visit the Heart of the World, a giant tree possibly filled with LSD. Also: a monkey.

Part 7: The Atari tribe caught a Leopardman! Let’s all go make fun of it! Also featuring apparently the most soft-spoken son of a chief who told you not to turn around.

Part 8: Who wants to partake in a hallucinatory BuzzFeed quiz?

Part 9: Count Fivefingers buys himself a five-zebra-skin wife. Surprisingly, the wife doesn’t immediately put out. Also, Obama tells a story, and our thieving hero finally commits some thieving.

Part 10: We finally bring some peace between the Leopardman tribe and the Atari players. Then everyone dies. We are heroes.

Part 11: In this finale, we’re very nearly defeated by the most sinister of endbosses: buggy cutscenes!

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