Roger Wilco gets the Inside Story of someone who ate paint chips as a child. With special guest star The Sister!
See the doodles!
Part 1: Roger Wilco gets quickly demoted back to janitor because status quo. And to all our viewers, thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you thank you thank you thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you…thank you.
Part 2: Roger vacations on the seediest planet ever, home to all the dystopian sci-fi cliches! Don’t forget the importance of…BODY FLUIDS! HA!
Part 3: After fighting Stooges and bamboozling the very few aliens on the planet dumber than he is, Roger gets kidnapped. Warning: alien striptease! Warning #2: the alien striptease isn’t what you think it is…it’s far worse!
Part 4: Ever want to see losers flirt with each other? Space Quest has you covered!
Part 5: Troll Valanice tries to kill Roger, but instead takes care of his sloppy seconds.
Part 6: Roger bravely(?) escapes the DeepShip to search for Stellar. Now with 100% more Elton John and Kurt Russell!
Part 7: Hot shuttle-repairing action! Also, we visit a retirement home again! This is the best game ever made!
Part 8: Jokes about Windows 3.1, Lycos, and Webcrawler make this the most mid-90’s video yet!
Part 9: There’s some sort of plot about how Sharpei is slowly taking over Stellar Santiago’s brain and Roger has to stop her by ripping off Fantastic Voyage, but who cares? What’s important is the debate between the Doodler and the Sister: do all kids eat paint chips?!?
Part 10: The entire Space Quest series comes to a close with Roger arguing with the narrator while preparing to cheat on his girlfriend. Our hero, ladies and gentlemen!