Category Archives: Sierra Games

Mar3

King’s Quest (2015) Chapter 1: A Knight to Remember

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On our second anniversary, we go back to our roots yet again with the new King’s Quest! Can Graham make it through about 70% of the plot from The Princess Bride?

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Playlist:

Part 1: Sir Graham braves action-packed raft rides and dodges dragon fire to find the magic mirror! Shoulda just brought a bucket of water to throw in the dragon’s face.

Part 2: Old King Graham starts his tale about the time an owl wasn’t there to stop him from falling off a cliff.

Part 3: On his quest to become a knight, Graham sets bees on the Royal Guards. Helpful? At least he befriends a Sicilian.

Part 4: Graham meets pretty much all the NPC’s in the game, including sassy Acorn, gruff Amaya, the cranky Hobblepots, the well-groomed mustache of the baker, the mysterious Achaka, and I guess that’s everybo — WHISPER IS ALSO IN THIS PART!!

Part 5: Graham continues his whirlwind tour of Daventry, at least until he gets…trolled.

Part 6: Darmok and Graham at Tanagra.

Part 7: Achaka, when the dragon fell. Also, Graham shoots goblins so hard it makes the computer crash!

Part 8: Whether you’re a fan of fantastical giant troll creatures or observing labor disputes, this part has it all!

Part 9: With the assistance of the now-inexplicably-helpful trolls, will Graham be able to defeat sassy Acorn in the Duel of Strength?

Part 10: In this par- WHISPER WILL DESCRIBE THIS VIDEO! WHISPER LETS HIS BIGGEST FAN WIN THE DUEL OF SPEED BECAUSE WHISPER ALWAYS THINKS OF HIS FANS BECAUSE HIS FANS ALWAYS THINK OF…WHISPER!

Part 11: This game gets its most Princess Bride-y as Graham competes in a duel of wits with Wallace Shawn. Ends on a…cliffhanger?

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Jan4

Mixed-Up Mother Goose

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Mixed-Up Mother Goose

Part 1: Little Zooey D helps Mother Goose fix her nursery rhymes, like the one about the man who shut his trophy wife away, or the one where three perverts followed a little girl around.

Part 2: As the Player finds out how hard it is to get children to do what he wants, little Zooey D kills a dude and injures several more. You know, for kids!

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Oct16

King’s Quest III Redux Doodles

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Oct16

King’s Quest III Redux

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The final “old-school” King’s Quest game, where a millennial slave turns an old man into a cat. Internet gold!

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Playlist:

Part 1: Death steals a baby, in an historical event you may remember as WORLD WAR ONE

Part 2: Our poor slave Gwydion gets hit on by all the people he meets in town, and then finds the Doodler’s journal.

Part 3: Gwydion’s spelling career begins, which eventually results in a backstory. And yes, it’s a red-letter day for all you square castle fans!

Part 4: Sometimes we walk in. Also, can Gwydion’s Buzzfeed quiz skills save the soul of Medusa?

Part 5: The storekeep gets increasingly creepier, and Gwydion keeps screwing up his Hogwarts exams.

Part 6: Gwydion drinks sand and salt water, then tries to sing. Instead of resulting in him vomiting, however, it results in a mid-90’s ballad that may or may not result in the audience vomiting. Finally, a millennial tries to sing and definitely results in everyone vomiting.

Part 7: The wizard is finally defeated! Also, Neil Diamond happens. Support our Patreon, whenever it finally gets off the ground!

Part 8: Can The Player complete his N.E.W.T.s without going insane? Will The Doodler accept Rogers & Hammerstein as a legitimate composer/lyricist duo? Will pirates solve either of these problems?

Part 9: We visit the remake-exclusive Island of Puzzles or whatever. Will Gwydion’s weight-loss methods let him pass through the Guardian of Forever? Will he ever become Dr. Brain’s assistant?

Part 10: We ditch the cleanest pirate ship around in order to hike through the Dalles and bamboozle a yeti. Also, a pirate feels a strange pulling sensation…

Part 11: Alexander saves the day as his breathmint rebuilds the kingdom! And THE FATHER turns out to be some dude in a cloak shaking his fist outside the castle. And with that, old school King’s Quest has concluded!

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