Part 1: Can Sir Graham complete a fetch quest or three for the Winter Warlock?
Part 2: We get a butt-pat from a dwarf, give soup to a woodcutter with an immaculately-groomed mustache, steal gold from a giant, and find everyone’s favorite gnome: Ifnkovhgroghprm!
Part 3: After failing to catch a condor several times, we make leprechauns dance to death and get put in charge of the squarest of castles, thereby finishing the game. That’s it. It’s, uh, not a very long game.
Ugly Valanice finally gets to star in her own game! It’s King’s Quest VII!
A nice pastiche of the desert, complete with confusing vaguely Native American statue and Johnny Depp the whirlwind spirit.
Looks like Rosella finally takes after her mother.
Aww yeah, the baddest of the bad trolls! Inspired by the (decidedly less awesome) troll blacksmith from the game.
Of all the trolls in King’s Quest VII, only one is conforming to type by blocking a bridge.
The Vulcanix underground, complete with angry troll on the throne.
Inspired by Lady Ceres. Well, inspired by her tree form, anyway.
Looks like King Otar’s dragon toad is the one who stole the moon!
Inspired by the forest from King’s Quest VII. Can you spot the mustachioed rock face?
This was inspired by a plant. I don’t know which one. But, hey, square cacti! Almost as good as a square castle!
Who’s been drawing that password all over Ooga Booga Land? Why, it was the Doodler all along!
A weird pet gets reinterpreted as a stripedy green unicorn.
The boogeyman appears! Rosella uses Scream and Die. It’s not very effective…
Cthulhu mirror hates Valanice! That is all.
What does the actual Valanice really think of the Doodler’s interpretation of her?
Inspired by the floating islands of Etheria.
Dr. Mort Cadaver is lookin’ good with his new spine. Now he can reach the top shelf of his cabinet of mysterious ingredients!
The Weaver of Dreams King’s Quest VII ain’t got time fo’ you!
The experience of Etheria. Color! Floating Islands! Rainbows! Mushrooms! It’s like if Lisa Frank designed Pandora from Avatar!
The gargoyle outside Malicia’s house dreams of greener pastures.
The Sister chimes in with her very own doodle of the nightmare! You may think this representation isn’t very good, but it’s actually pretty accurate. Which tells you all you need to know about King’s Quest VII.
King’s Quest VII: the game that results from the question, “What if Sierra got a glimpse into the future, saw all of our King’s Quest doodles, and decided to make a game from it? Also, terrible animation and voice acting?” Once again featuring The Sister.
Part 2: Is the Native American pool statue a man or a woman? YOU make the call! Also, Rosella turns into Gadget from Chip ‘n Dale Rescue Rangers.
Part 3: Troll Fetch Quest! That’s a nice golbol.
Part 4: Do we murder a troll or murder ALL the trolls? Also, Rosella turns back into a human after briefly becoming a Looney Tunes character.
Part 5: Rosella evades a villain with the most confusing motives ever. Meanwhile, Valanice resolves the Chapter 1 cliffhanger in, like, five seconds.
Part 6: Masquerade! Hideous faces on parade! Masquerade! Hide your face so the poodle will not find you!
Part 7: Valanice is still putzing around in the off-brand Alice in Wonderland town, but at least the rock man eventually sneezes her back into the desert.
Part 8: In our continuing theme of ripping off Disney movies, Rosella travels to Halloweentown. Also, you have to talk to the gravedigger several times to get the plot to move! GAAAAAAAAAAAMME!
Part 9: It wouldn’t be a King’s Quest game without being at the mercy of the Random Number Gods. “But SOMETIMES when you blow a horn…”
Part 10: We find the ancient artifact that will destroy Ursula, er, Malicia, but it’s missing its mini-USB charging cord. Then Rosella explores the part of the game we previously saw as Valanice. Too bad Valanice is in prison.
Is it the title art for Final Fantasy Mystic Quest? Or the title art for Quest for Glory III? Now it’s both!
Inspired by Tarna and the Simbani village, it’s a little African tribal scene.
Inspired by the giant Heart of the World tree from Quest for Glory III along with Erana’s Peace from Quest for Glory I. Also there’s a Nu from Chrono Trigger because why not?
Another tree inspired by Erana’s Peace from Quest for Glory I and the Heart of the World tree from Quest for Glory III. No nu this time.
Arne Saknoosen from Quest for Glory III just Won’t. Shut. Up!
Count Fivefingers faces his most hideous battle yet: a hall of mirrors with FIVE Valanices! So many “beautiful maidens!”