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Quest for Glory III: Wages of War

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Count Fivefingers finds liontaurs and earth aardvarks in faux-Africa. I told you not to turn around!

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Part 1: Rakeesh the liontaur goes home to faux-Egypt and Count Fivefingers follows along because…well, he doesn’t have much else to do.

Part 2: Our hero visits Tarna, home of hippies, thieves, and cat-snake-centaur-statue-woman-things.

Part 3: We visit the bazaar, which, despite being placed in fantasy Egypt, is full of 1970’s stereotypes. Also, excited talking dogs!

Part 4: We meet probably the best character in the entire series, who’s slightly wasted and won’t. Shut. Up!

Part 5: We finally get out of Tarna and its environs and visit a local tribal village. Turns out they’re avid Atari players.

Part 6: We visit the Heart of the World, a giant tree possibly filled with LSD. Also: a monkey.

Part 7: The Atari tribe caught a Leopardman! Let’s all go make fun of it! Also featuring apparently the most soft-spoken son of a chief who told you not to turn around.

Part 8: Who wants to partake in a hallucinatory BuzzFeed quiz?

Part 9: Count Fivefingers buys himself a five-zebra-skin wife. Surprisingly, the wife doesn’t immediately put out. Also, Obama tells a story, and our thieving hero finally commits some thieving.

Part 10: We finally bring some peace between the Leopardman tribe and the Atari players. Then everyone dies. We are heroes.

Part 11: In this finale, we’re very nearly defeated by the most sinister of endbosses: buggy cutscenes!

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Chrono Trigger Page 5

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Chrono Trigger: Great RPG? Or the greatest RPG?

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Part 36: While Crono braves the threats in the Ocean Palace, the Player braves an even greater threat: Weirdo the hand puppet frog!

Part 37: More Ocean Palace madness as we fight genies and…English dog spirits or something…that look exactly the same. Also, GolemTwins!

Part 38: Probably the best part of the game. Two nerds are talking over it.

Part 39: Shortly after the best part of the game, we get kidnapped by the comic relief villain. That’s just great.

Part 40: We get a flying conversion done to our time machine in 2015 by Goldie Wilson III. Also, a surprise party member joins! Thankfully, it’s not Weirdo the hand puppet!

Part 41: Let’s go visit Crono’s Mom! That won’t be awkward!

Part 42: aka The Part That Makes People Compare Chrono Trigger To Christianity, But With More Robots.

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