Ugly Valanice finally gets to star in her own game! It’s King’s Quest VII!
A nice pastiche of the desert, complete with confusing vaguely Native American statue and Johnny Depp the whirlwind spirit.
Looks like Rosella finally takes after her mother.
Aww yeah, the baddest of the bad trolls! Inspired by the (decidedly less awesome) troll blacksmith from the game.
Of all the trolls in King’s Quest VII, only one is conforming to type by blocking a bridge.
The Vulcanix underground, complete with angry troll on the throne.
Inspired by Lady Ceres. Well, inspired by her tree form, anyway.
Looks like King Otar’s dragon toad is the one who stole the moon!
Inspired by the forest from King’s Quest VII. Can you spot the mustachioed rock face?
This was inspired by a plant. I don’t know which one. But, hey, square cacti! Almost as good as a square castle!
Who’s been drawing that password all over Ooga Booga Land? Why, it was the Doodler all along!
A weird pet gets reinterpreted as a stripedy green unicorn.
The boogeyman appears! Rosella uses Scream and Die. It’s not very effective…
Cthulhu mirror hates Valanice! That is all.
What does the actual Valanice really think of the Doodler’s interpretation of her?
Inspired by the floating islands of Etheria.
Dr. Mort Cadaver is lookin’ good with his new spine. Now he can reach the top shelf of his cabinet of mysterious ingredients!
The Weaver of Dreams King’s Quest VII ain’t got time fo’ you!
The experience of Etheria. Color! Floating Islands! Rainbows! Mushrooms! It’s like if Lisa Frank designed Pandora from Avatar!
The gargoyle outside Malicia’s house dreams of greener pastures.
The Sister chimes in with her very own doodle of the nightmare! You may think this representation isn’t very good, but it’s actually pretty accurate. Which tells you all you need to know about King’s Quest VII.
King’s Quest VII: the game that results from the question, “What if Sierra got a glimpse into the future, saw all of our King’s Quest doodles, and decided to make a game from it? Also, terrible animation and voice acting?” Once again featuring The Sister.
Part 2: Is the Native American pool statue a man or a woman? YOU make the call! Also, Rosella turns into Gadget from Chip ‘n Dale Rescue Rangers.
Part 3: Troll Fetch Quest! That’s a nice golbol.
Part 4: Do we murder a troll or murder ALL the trolls? Also, Rosella turns back into a human after briefly becoming a Looney Tunes character.
Part 5: Rosella evades a villain with the most confusing motives ever. Meanwhile, Valanice resolves the Chapter 1 cliffhanger in, like, five seconds.
Part 6: Masquerade! Hideous faces on parade! Masquerade! Hide your face so the poodle will not find you!
Part 7: Valanice is still putzing around in the off-brand Alice in Wonderland town, but at least the rock man eventually sneezes her back into the desert.
Part 8: In our continuing theme of ripping off Disney movies, Rosella travels to Halloweentown. Also, you have to talk to the gravedigger several times to get the plot to move! GAAAAAAAAAAAMME!
Part 9: It wouldn’t be a King’s Quest game without being at the mercy of the Random Number Gods. “But SOMETIMES when you blow a horn…”
Part 10: We find the ancient artifact that will destroy Ursula, er, Malicia, but it’s missing its mini-USB charging cord. Then Rosella explores the part of the game we previously saw as Valanice. Too bad Valanice is in prison.
Posted on April 1st, we were trying to record during a severe ion storm, when suddenly this occurred. Short pants, beefy arms, airborne babies, and…something’s…different…
The Puppeteer and the Red Flapper join us for the horror that is Horror Land in Mario Party 2!
Note: For some reason none of the game audio was recorded. Therefore, I put some background music in the video, mostly either from official Mario soundtracks or remixes from ocremix.org.
Playlist:
Part 1: We’re playing with random USB controllers so nobody knows what buttons to press!
Part 2: DK gets the first star, only to instantly give it away. Silly monkey, stars are for dinosaurs!
Part 3: The gorilla proves to be a great dancer, the dinosaur proves incapable of flying a plane, the princess gets a genie to fly her around the world, and the fat ugly man balances on an electric barrel of nuclear waste!
Part 4: Ghosts rub their butts in our face as the game enters the home stretch. I still want a plush Wario penguin.
Part 5: Who will be able to defeat Wizard Bowser without being turned into Weirdo the Frog?
Warning: Playing the Player and Doodler Super Mario Bros. 3 drinking game may turn you into drunk Quest for Glory II griffins. (Don’t worry, it’s just root beer.)
The Player and the Doodler 