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Quest for Glory II: Trial by Fire (VGA) Page 3

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Glorious questing was never this mystically Arabically enchanting!

This is the remake of Quest for Glory II, found at AGD Interactive.

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Part 13: Count Fivefingers buys a bunch of crazy kitsch for his bedroom, including a…signed box of Quest for Glory II? And just like that, this game is suddenly an Inception-based nightmare.

Part 14: You know Fire, and Air, and Earth, and Water. But do you recall the most delicious elemental of all?

Part 15: It’s clobberin’ time as Count Fivefingers faces the Earth Elemental!

Part 16: We save a weird reverse Chimera. An…American? Also, Count Fivefingers really needs to invest in a Google Maps app.

Part 17: Count Fivefingers finally gets around to some robbin’, only to be stymied by the adventure game curse of “You’re not close enough!” Also, there’s, like, a water elemental, but no biggie.

Part 18: We *finally* bid goodbye to Shapeir, only to end on a cliffhanger! How will Count Fivefingers get out of this scrape?!? Tune in next time, but first let’s all go to the lobby to get ourselves a treat!

Part 19: Our hero finally gets to Raseir. Doodler, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Part 20: We steal a (fake) Blackbird, then get arrested. Not for the theft, oddly enough. But don’t worry, our good friend Ad Avis is here to… save us…?

Part 21: Count Fivefingers is sent to find the Statue of Iblis. Is he truly a diamond in the rough?

Part 22: We wrap up this game by enlisting the harem girls to help us knock a dude out a window. Also, Vincent Price was the sultan the whole time!

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Space Quest V: The Next Mutation

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Lone janitor adventurer Roger Wilco somehow joins Starfleet. Er, Starcon.

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Part 1: Guest start The Sister returns as we begin Space Quest V! The game where a loser goes to school!

Part 2: Roger gets to fly around the galaxy in a vacuum cleaner ship. Whatever happened to his pretty sweet ride from SQIII and SQIV?

Part 3: Once again, Roger gets trapped and pursued by a homicidal android bent on his destruction. But this time, it’s a female homicidal android bent on his destruction! Feminism?

Part 4: Our heroes get some R&R at the Space Bar, while our out-of-game heroes slowly lose their minds watching an interminable game of Battleship.

Part 5: After blowing up a bar, we finally discover the plot behind this game. Wait, this game has a plot?!?

Part 6: Roger Wilco’s girlfriend nearly turns into a puke monster, then he almost loses his chief engineer in a 2001 parody, and finally he gets turned into a fly. Also known as the Space Quest Hat Trick!

Part 7: Deus Ex Acid Monster Pet! Additionally, the game shows its great progressive feminist side as the main contribution to the plot from our female lead is eating her own underwear in cryosleep. Emma Watson, eat your heart out.

Part 8: Roger finally boards the Goliath and saves the galaxy. Well, he boards the Goliath and lets everyone else save the galaxy.

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Chrono Trigger Page 4

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Chrono Trigger: Great RPG? Or the greatest RPG?

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Part 27: Good Nus! We’ve found the magical kingdom of Zeal! Bad Nus! We have to fight some Nus.

Part 28: I really, really, apologize for the voice we gave Princess Schala. It will eventually go away, I promise.

Part 29: Our heroes get kicked out of the Magical Land of Exposition, probably for making fun of it too much. Lavos lavos lavos.

Part 30: Our time machine receives probably the stupidest name ever.

Part 31: This part is mostly sidequests and teenage angst, the two pillars of all JRPG’s.

Part 32: Miscellaneous item collection leads us to discuss the time travel theories that the Internet has come up with to explain how Chrono Trigger ticks. Uh, no pun intended.

Part 33: Parking in the future is terrible. You have to traverse an entire hemisphere just to get back to your spot. Also, whose idea was it to cram the entire earthbound population of 12,000 BC into dirt caves that are literally next door to ravenous killer beasts?

Part 34: Rubble rubble! We’re heading up Mt. Woe!

Part 35: A boss fight against Giga Gaia leads into the first part of a multi-part rant about why Schala is, in fact, a terrible person. At least her voice gets better.

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