Chrono Trigger: Great RPG? Or the greatest RPG?

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Part 19: We witness Frog’s backstory, and somehow it ends up involving Kurt Cobain?!?

Part 20: We enter Magus’s Castle, where we are told we have to defeat all 100 enemies inside! Guess how long it takes before we lose track?

Part 21: Magus’s henchmen Slash and Flea try to slow us down. One is a blue man who sounds like a tough black dude, the other is a transvestite evil magician. Progressive?

Part 22: The Outlaw and the Juggler, this fall on NBC!

Part 23: If we defeat Magus and his space triangle powers, surely that will solve the apocalypse, right?

Part 24: Who wants to debate philosophy with a cavewoman? Nobody? How about fighting T-Rexes? With rock organ music? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Part 25: Nizbel II (Electric Boogaloo) turns out to be the hardest boss fight in the game thus far. Why are you so useless, Lucca?!?

Part 26: We may be fighting a giant fire-breathing T-Rex and a telekinetic lizard woman, but at least this time we brought a mass healer along. Also, the best ending to a rap ever.

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Part 12: Oh heck, it’s Heckran! Also, the Doodler won’t shut up about basketball, Twisted Metal…and incest.

Part 13, where one piece of jerky feeds an entire army. Also, Ozzie sounds kind of like his namesake! Kind of!

Part 14 finds the crew in the Denadoro Mountains, where they keep getting attacked by freelancers just looking to sell their terrible caricatures.

Part 15: We fight perhaps the chubbiest boss in the game, then witness the return of our favorite medieval amphibian!

Part 16: Terrible bell jokes lead us to escape 65 million years into the past.

Warning: for some reason the audio is louder than normal.

Part 17: A Jurassic party is soon followed by prehistoric domestic violence.

Part 18: Crono and crew fight a giant dinosaur while the Player and the Doodler argue about pronounciation. Also, Super Fast Evil Weevils!

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Playlist:

Part 1: It’s the 1992 USA Olympic Men’s Basketball Team…of RPG’s!

Part 2: Man, I hate it when I meet a cute girl with skinny blonde hair, only to accidentally send her through a wormhole.

Part 3: Now 400 years in the past, Crono’s gotta make Marle’s parents go to the Enchantment Under the Sea dance and punch out Biff. Or I may be thinking of something else.

Part 4: A frog named Frog joins the crew, and then we stumble across a Naga-ette bromide, causing a long discussion of exactly what the crap a “bromide” is. Other than a mutual suicide pact at a frat house.

Part 5: Well, we saved the princess and got back home, so I guess the game’s over.

OR IS IT?!?

Part 6: CSI: Guardia.

Looks like this time, the trigger’s been pulled…on Crono.

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Part 7, in which our band of heroes encounters a dystopian hellscape of a future. Thanks, Obama!

Part 8, in which we finally get an end goal. Break it down for us, Guardian!

Part 9 introduces us to the most important robotic character in the game…THE MAN!

Oh, and some other generic robot joins the party, I guess.

Part 10: Racist blue robots can’t keep the yellow robot down, man!

Part 11: The crew reaches the End of Time, which is surprisingly steampunk. They also come out of the closet! Magic magic magic magic magic…

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