Guest star The Sister joins us and gets offended by the word poop as we wrassle the Old West for some gold.
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A piece of Claim Jumper fanart (of which there is probably precious little on the Internet). Don’t say “poop” to The Sister, or else!
Chrono Trigger: Great RPG? Or the greatest RPG?
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Part 27: Good Nus! We’ve found the magical kingdom of Zeal! Bad Nus! We have to fight some Nus.
Part 28: I really, really, apologize for the voice we gave Princess Schala. It will eventually go away, I promise.
Part 29: Our heroes get kicked out of the Magical Land of Exposition, probably for making fun of it too much. Lavos lavos lavos.
Part 30: Our time machine receives probably the stupidest name ever.
Part 31: This part is mostly sidequests and teenage angst, the two pillars of all JRPG’s.
Part 32: Miscellaneous item collection leads us to discuss the time travel theories that the Internet has come up with to explain how Chrono Trigger ticks. Uh, no pun intended.
Part 33: Parking in the future is terrible. You have to traverse an entire hemisphere just to get back to your spot. Also, whose idea was it to cram the entire earthbound population of 12,000 BC into dirt caves that are literally next door to ravenous killer beasts?
Part 34: Rubble rubble! We’re heading up Mt. Woe!
Part 35: A boss fight against Giga Gaia leads into the first part of a multi-part rant about why Schala is, in fact, a terrible person. At least her voice gets better.
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Small vehicles race in gardens and baths, and Jethro’s grandmother gets increasingly screwed over.
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Glorious questing was never this mystically Arabically enchanting!
This is the remake of Quest for Glory II, found at AGD Interactive.
Part 7: The sneaky Count Fivefingers burns to death and also gets killed by a dinosaur.
Part 8: Can our hero defeat the sinister eskimo Sweeping Sir James? Also, who the crap is Sweeping Sir James?
Part 9: Stealing from the blacksmith gives Count Fivefingers the confidence he needs to go kill some more eskimos. Also, the local gnome seems to have lost his mind. Brain those nachos!
Part 10 finds the Count picking fights with a drunk griffin made of metal.
Part 11: We fight an air elemental with angry eyes! Uh, eventually. More accurately, we see an air elemental and run away, then watch a cat do a striptease…again…
Part 12: After defeating the Air Elemental, we try to reach Raseir without a caravan. The journey is detailed Ken Burns-style.
Part 12a: The long version of our trek to Raseir. It’s mostly just random encounters and random banter.
Part 12b: Just the Ken Burns documentary part. My dearest Shema…
Doodle Video:
Mouse (aka Mouskattak), also known as Reverse Pac-Man!
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Mouskattak: the most confusing Atari 800 game ever! Pacman clone? Ghosts with hats? Super mice that don’t look like mice? Who knows?
The Player and the Doodler 