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King’s Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow Page 2

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King’s Quest VI, where obsessive stalking conquers all!

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Part 10: We finally get Princess Cassima’s side of the relationship, which is confusing and inconclusive. So, accurate to real life then.

Part 11: We show off the first part of the “short path,” which mostly consists of trying to avoid John Wayne the dog.

Part 12: The short path ends with a genie killing himself, a wedding party consisting of one clown and two dogs, and a Bryan Adams ripoff. Surely we can do better than that. Stay tuned!

Part 13: Alexander gets some swamp booze from an angry stick and then drinks from a bottle marked “Drink Me.” Instead of shrinking, though, he just dies. Life lessons are learned.

Part 14: After the druids see rain put a fire out, they are somehow convinced that Alexander is a powerful wizard. Then he enters a Styx album cover and plays the xylophone.

Part 15:Alexander makes the Lord of the Dead cry by showing him his biopic. Worse yet, it was directed by Uwe Boll.

The answer is love! It’s always love!

Part 16: Alexander infiltrates the castle, avoids the guard dogs, and finds evidence that the evil vizier is, in fact, evil…wait, haven’t we done this before?

Part 17: The evil vizier is defeated again, and Alexander and Cassima are finally married…only this time, Jollo remembered to mail out the invitations, and more than two dogs showed up. The game ends with the same 90’s power ballad though.

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Chrono Trigger Page 3

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Chrono Trigger: Great RPG? Or the greatest RPG?

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Part 19: We witness Frog’s backstory, and somehow it ends up involving Kurt Cobain?!?

Part 20: We enter Magus’s Castle, where we are told we have to defeat all 100 enemies inside! Guess how long it takes before we lose track?

Part 21: Magus’s henchmen Slash and Flea try to slow us down. One is a blue man who sounds like a tough black dude, the other is a transvestite evil magician. Progressive?

Part 22: The Outlaw and the Juggler, this fall on NBC!

Part 23: If we defeat Magus and his space triangle powers, surely that will solve the apocalypse, right?

Part 24: Who wants to debate philosophy with a cavewoman? Nobody? How about fighting T-Rexes? With rock organ music? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Part 25: Nizbel II (Electric Boogaloo) turns out to be the hardest boss fight in the game thus far. Why are you so useless, Lucca?!?

Part 26: We may be fighting a giant fire-breathing T-Rex and a telekinetic lizard woman, but at least this time we brought a mass healer along. Also, the best ending to a rap ever.

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Space Quest IV Doodles

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