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Jun5

Space Quest 6

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Roger Wilco gets the Inside Story of someone who ate paint chips as a child. With special guest star The Sister!

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Playlist:

Part 1: Roger Wilco gets quickly demoted back to janitor because status quo. And to all our viewers, thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you thank you thank you thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you…thank you.

Part 2: Roger vacations on the seediest planet ever, home to all the dystopian sci-fi cliches! Don’t forget the importance of…BODY FLUIDS! HA!

Part 3: After fighting Stooges and bamboozling the very few aliens on the planet dumber than he is, Roger gets kidnapped. Warning: alien striptease! Warning #2: the alien striptease isn’t what you think it is…it’s far worse!

Part 4: Ever want to see losers flirt with each other? Space Quest has you covered!

Part 5: Troll Valanice tries to kill Roger, but instead takes care of his sloppy seconds.

Part 6: Roger bravely(?) escapes the DeepShip to search for Stellar. Now with 100% more Elton John and Kurt Russell!

Part 7: Hot shuttle-repairing action! Also, we visit a retirement home again! This is the best game ever made!

Part 8: Jokes about Windows 3.1, Lycos, and Webcrawler make this the most mid-90’s video yet!

Part 9: There’s some sort of plot about how Sharpei is slowly taking over Stellar Santiago’s brain and Roger has to stop her by ripping off Fantastic Voyage, but who cares? What’s important is the debate between the Doodler and the Sister: do all kids eat paint chips?!?

Part 10: The entire Space Quest series comes to a close with Roger arguing with the narrator while preparing to cheat on his girlfriend. Our hero, ladies and gentlemen!

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Jun5

Drelbs

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The Sister joins us for the Atari game Drelbs, where an eyeball creates Mark Rothko paintings to win his girlfriend from Evil Bart Simpson while avoiding the Master Control Face from Tron. I’m not sure drugs weren’t involved in this game’s creation.

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May8

Super Mario World Doodles

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May8

Super Mario World

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The same story of Bowser kidnapping the princess, but this time with dinosaurs and Gangsta Luigi! Now with drinking game!

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Playlist:

Part 1: Yoshi’s Island and Controller Issues

Part 2: The conquering of the delicious Donut Plains turns out to be a comedy of impressive errors. The green blocks give you love!

Part 3: The Player reaches for the stars while the Doodler gets stuck in a cave. Is it LAK-i-tu or la-KEE-tu?

Part 4: The Player passes Tubular in one try! Surely that means the rest of the Special World will be just as easy, right? R-r-right?

Part 5: Will Mario even get back to Awesome, let alone pass it? Will Luigi overcome the deadly dangers of flying Playstation symbols? Can either pronounce German names correctly? BLAGARAG!

Part 6: We spend so much time trying to cross bridges and climb mountains that the season changes! Also, fuzzies!

Part 7: Peter Schickele jokes lead to the Forest of Il-lu-lu-looosion!

Part 8: It’s Luigi vs. Trent Reznor! And we discover Mario’s Chocolate Secret!

Part 9: Just like during Super Mario Bros. 3, Wendy O. Koopa flummoxes us again!

Part 10: After getting stuck on the same castle for forty-five minutes, our heroes finally enter the Valley of Bowser with its giant hipster moles!

Part 11: The streamheads watch us get caught in-between cheese. Also: more Lisa Thurman jokes?

Part 12: The finale sees us defeating Bowser…eventually. Also: musical end credits!

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Apr7

Quest for Glory 4 Part 2

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Twilight meets H.R. Giger.

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Part 12: After an extremely long hiatus, we *finally* return to finish up Quest for Glory 4! After freeing a gypsy, our lovable Count Fivefingers gets the most pixelated Tarot card reading ever!

Part 13: Count Fivefingers gets in good with the gypsies, then steals from an old man! Uh, that’s not racist.

Part 14: Count Fivefingers explores the eeeeeeeeevil monastery! He proceeds to get drunk and torch the place. Hey, we’re already playing a thief; might as well add arson to the list.

Part 15: It’s some hot swamp-jumping action as we begin to collect rituals to summon the Dark One! Also, the old man we told to wander off into the woods gets himself killed. And we shank a dude for literally no reason at all. Are we sure we’re playing as the good guy?

Part 16: The return of an old friend! An old, ugly, cranky, pun-filled friend. Which could describe a lot of people in this series, actually. It’s Baba Yaga! Baba Yaga!

Part 17: We finish the Leshy subplot and never have to deal with his hole again! Also, the gnome finally regains his sense of humor[citation needed].

Part 18: Count Fivefingers sneaks into the creepy castle only to find…an undead Minnie Mouse?!?

Part 19: Count Fivefingers faces his greatest challenge: not doing something early on in the game and having to start over! SIIIIEEEEEERRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! (The video skips the do-over. Lucky you. It doesn’t skip over the naked blue man giving out exposition, though. Go to 13:28 to skip that.)

Part 20: This game is still going on. People talk a lot. I guess Katrina is evil or something? Also, the tarot cards tell all about the feminist vampire structure.

Part 21: Chewie dies so that Webby Vanderquack can live! And an old acquaintance gives us Bad Advice.

Part 22: After some brief sexual harassment and light bondage, our hero finally learns the objective of the game. Yes, it *did* take 22 parts! Fortunately, all we need to do to get into the endgame is kidnap the spirits of dead children.

Part 23: It’s the finale! People die! Burgers are meistered! Elves are briefly resurrected! We climb down the fourth wall! The flood of exposition finally ends! And, presumably, John Rhys-Davies goes home to three more bottles of scotch to permanently erase this game from his memory.

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