Aww…this poor Jay Leno alien is the guy Roger Wilco didn’t copy off of in Space Quest V. The teacher bot is intrigued.
Sweet, huggable Spike from Space Quest V loves Roger Wilco with all his face! Also of note: Roger’s lovingly rendered buttcrack.
Cliffy from Space Quest V ain’t no chicken on a june bug.
Space Quest V: the equal-opportunity game where even a female android with machine gun nipples can grow up to be a killbot. It’s…progressive? At least the background is pretty.
Part 1: Guest start The Sister returns as we begin Space Quest V! The game where a loser goes to school!
Part 2: Roger gets to fly around the galaxy in a vacuum cleaner ship. Whatever happened to his pretty sweet ride from SQIII and SQIV?
Part 3: Once again, Roger gets trapped and pursued by a homicidal android bent on his destruction. But this time, it’s a female homicidal android bent on his destruction! Feminism?
Part 4: Our heroes get some R&R at the Space Bar, while our out-of-game heroes slowly lose their minds watching an interminable game of Battleship.
Part 5: After blowing up a bar, we finally discover the plot behind this game. Wait, this game has a plot?!?
Part 6: Roger Wilco’s girlfriend nearly turns into a puke monster, then he almost loses his chief engineer in a 2001 parody, and finally he gets turned into a fly. Also known as the Space Quest Hat Trick!
Part 7: Deus Ex Acid Monster Pet! Additionally, the game shows its great progressive feminist side as the main contribution to the plot from our female lead is eating her own underwear in cryosleep. Emma Watson, eat your heart out.
Part 8: Roger finally boards the Goliath and saves the galaxy. Well, he boards the Goliath and lets everyone else save the galaxy.
Part 7: The sneaky Count Fivefingers burns to death and also gets killed by a dinosaur.
Part 8: Can our hero defeat the sinister eskimo Sweeping Sir James? Also, who the crap is Sweeping Sir James?
Part 9: Stealing from the blacksmith gives Count Fivefingers the confidence he needs to go kill some more eskimos. Also, the local gnome seems to have lost his mind. Brain those nachos!
Part 10 finds the Count picking fights with a drunk griffin made of metal.
Part 11: We fight an air elemental with angry eyes! Uh, eventually. More accurately, we see an air elemental and run away, then watch a cat do a striptease…again…
Part 12: After defeating the Air Elemental, we try to reach Raseir without a caravan. The journey is detailed Ken Burns-style.
Part 12a: The long version of our trek to Raseir. It’s mostly just random encounters and random banter.
Part 12b: Just the Ken Burns documentary part. My dearest Shema…
Part 10: We finally get Princess Cassima’s side of the relationship, which is confusing and inconclusive. So, accurate to real life then.
Part 11: We show off the first part of the “short path,” which mostly consists of trying to avoid John Wayne the dog.
Part 12: The short path ends with a genie killing himself, a wedding party consisting of one clown and two dogs, and a Bryan Adams ripoff. Surely we can do better than that. Stay tuned!
Part 13: Alexander gets some swamp booze from an angry stick and then drinks from a bottle marked “Drink Me.” Instead of shrinking, though, he just dies. Life lessons are learned.
Part 14: After the druids see rain put a fire out, they are somehow convinced that Alexander is a powerful wizard. Then he enters a Styx album cover and plays the xylophone.
Part 15:Alexander makes the Lord of the Dead cry by showing him his biopic. Worse yet, it was directed by Uwe Boll.
The answer is love! It’s always love!
Part 16: Alexander infiltrates the castle, avoids the guard dogs, and finds evidence that the evil vizier is, in fact, evil…wait, haven’t we done this before?
Part 17: The evil vizier is defeated again, and Alexander and Cassima are finally married…only this time, Jollo remembered to mail out the invitations, and more than two dogs showed up. The game ends with the same 90’s power ballad though.
Roger Wilco drowns in slime from Space Quest IV, er, XII! Also, time-travel coordinates and such form a border.
What would happen if the weird shop dressing from the Big & Tall store in Space Quest IV, er, X came to life?!?
Apparently how romance budded for guest star The Sister back in the day. Inspired by the Monolith Burger minigame from Space Quest IV.
An alien from Space Quest IV, er, X. “I TOLD you, those two jerks from Andromeda are signing something or other! Now let me ride the conveyor belt of the mall aimlessly in peace!”
The Player and the Doodler 